{"slip": { "id": 122, "advice": "You spend half your life asleep or in bed. It's worth spending money on a good mattress, decent pillows and a comfy duvet."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Shovel Knight","displaytitle":"Shovel Knight","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q13427374","titles":{"canonical":"Shovel_Knight","normalized":"Shovel Knight","display":"Shovel Knight"},"pageid":39646535,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c8/Shovel_knight_cover.jpg","width":256,"height":374},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c8/Shovel_knight_cover.jpg","width":256,"height":374},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1286767725","tid":"5331a387-1ef7-11f0-8d6c-38cbf664cbfa","timestamp":"2025-04-21T21:26:45Z","description":"2014 video game","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shovel_Knight","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shovel_Knight?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shovel_Knight?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Shovel_Knight"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shovel_Knight","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Shovel_Knight","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shovel_Knight?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Shovel_Knight"}},"extract":"Shovel Knight is a platform video game developed and published by Yacht Club Games. Development was crowdfunded and the game was released for Nintendo 3DS, Wii U, and Windows in June 2014. It was ported to OS X and Linux in September 2014, PlayStation 3, PlayStation 4, PlayStation Vita, and Xbox One in April 2015, Amazon Fire TV in September 2015, and Nintendo Switch in March 2017. Shovel Knight is inspired by gameplay and graphics of platformer games developed for the Nintendo Entertainment System.","extract_html":"
Shovel Knight is a platform video game developed and published by Yacht Club Games. Development was crowdfunded and the game was released for Nintendo 3DS, Wii U, and Windows in June 2014. It was ported to OS X and Linux in September 2014, PlayStation 3, PlayStation 4, PlayStation Vita, and Xbox One in April 2015, Amazon Fire TV in September 2015, and Nintendo Switch in March 2017. Shovel Knight is inspired by gameplay and graphics of platformer games developed for the Nintendo Entertainment System.
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{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}
{"slip": { "id": 120, "advice": "A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse."}}