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{"slip": { "id": 11, "advice": "Avoid mixing Ginger Nuts with other biscuits, they contaminate. Keep separated."}}
{"fact":"Every year, nearly four million cats are eaten in Asia.","length":55}
{"fact":"In 1987 cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America.","length":60}
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{"fact":"Cats have 32 muscles that control the outer ear (humans have only 6). A cat can independently rotate its ears 180 degrees.","length":122}
{"slip": { "id": 173, "advice": "Always bet on black."}}
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{"fact":"Cats are the world's most popular pets, outnumbering dogs by as many as three to one","length":84}
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