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Diethyl malonate, also known as DEM, is the diethyl ester of malonic acid. It occurs naturally in grapes and strawberries as a colourless liquid with an apple-like odour, and is used in perfumes. It is also used to synthesize other compounds such as barbiturates, artificial flavourings, vitamin B1, and vitamin B6.
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Oswin Veith is a German politician. Born in Ober-Wöllstadt, Hessen, he represents the CDU. He was a member of the German Bundestag from September 2013 to March 2020.
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